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Does he have his face like his ass?

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I don’t know how it says in English when the interior minister is aware of lying. He accuses the others of not working, accuses them of being glued to the seats or accuses them of not respecting the law (but he is the first to use quibbles to escape the trial)... he even joked about the tan of parliamentarians while he is very tanned! In Italian there are many expressions to describe this situation (with various degrees of vulgarity): for example "the ox who says horned to the donkey", or "he has the face of bronze". Tomorrow I believe we will be able to witness another undertaking by the interior minister: mirror climbing! I do not know if this expression in English gives the idea of a minister who will have to be very creative to be able to keep his place in government. He will perhaps have to have the powers of the Spiderman (besides the face like the ass).

The boys play war games

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Today is the anniversary of the Hiroshima bomb. What better way for remember this date than some massacre committed by kids playing war? The president Trump seems to want to blame the madness, the videogames and the climate of hatred unleashed by the newspapers. So if things go as the president will want for a kid it will be more difficult to buy a violent video game (those where you shoot so much at all), but it will not be as difficult (as it is not now) for the same kid to legally buy a real gun from war. Probably this little boy will have to work harder to get enough points to acquire the video game weapon, but a credit card will suffice to have at home something that can shoot hundreds of bullets per minute ... thank you mr. president.