I understand things about covid-19


I mean no, I didn't understand them. I realized I didn't understand them. Let me explain: I watched films and TV series that tell of deadly and planetary infections, viruses that transform human beings into zombies and things like that.

There is always a group of survivors, among them there is always at least one beautiful woman and everyone knows how to use a large amount of weapons well. At some point in history men turn dirty, with a few days' beard (always of the same length), armed to the teeth, often carry the gun in the scabbard to the leg (as in western films), wear half gloves (not I know what they are called in English: gloves with their fingertips uncovered. But the question is: how is it possible that after a zombie massacre, a post-atomic future, a fucking dystopia, the pretty woman can always (always!) wear skinny jeans!

Warning: I'm not complaining! I have nothing against a nice little ass wrapped in jeans. I wonder where they find them (beautiful women in the dystopian future).

So I know this coronavirus won't do much harm. How do I know this? I have explained it now: there are no women on TV (among doctors, scientists, politicians) suitable to go around with tight jeans.

In Italy then... shops are looted even before the massacre, there would be nothing left to loot after.
It is easier (in Italy) while the zombies massacre us to see people on TV arguing to blame this or that. Without thinking about how happy the zombies would be in eating the other Italians: we fed a healthy Mediterranean diet, not like those fat Americans!

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Shit afternoon

Image
We got up and it was raining outside, not really, but enough not to make us want to go out for a run. We lazed a little (but I would have had the opportunity to work), then we went out to see the fair: there was the usual merchandise and we only bought a printed scarf with a painting by Van Gogh and another with a print of Picasso's painting. We had lunch early because we had to accompany our daughter to the station. It usually takes an hour, so we decided to go out an hour ahead of schedule, to be sure. Everything went smoothly up to Ponte Milvio... the police and the local police prevented the transit of all the cars on the lungotevere, towards the center. The traffic has become very dense and we have continued in the obligatory direction at a crawl. We were early and we did not worry too much. After several minutes we had come a very short way, we were bottled in traffic a long way from the station and the subway stops. And I had to pee. After another time we had come a very
Read more

Short memory and long memory

Image
I have a controversial relationship with the detractors of the State of Israel. I read a lot of criticisms of so-called anti-Zionists. I agree with almost every criticism of the Israeli government, but I can not stand it when this alleged anti-Zionism simply becomes anti-Semitism. I can not stand the anti-Semitism of the Arabs, but also of the Palestinians. You can have all the reasons in the world, but I will never prove the slightest sympathy if at the base of your reasoning, at the base of your claims there is racism, pure and simple, even if masked. I mean: I understand perfectly the Arab and Palestinian hostility in particular, but I do not feel empathy. My reasoning is simple: if I had been a Jew (a brave and determined Jew) at the end of the Second World War I would have done anything to be able to create a Jewish state. If I had been brave and determined I would have trafficked weapons and false documents and brought as many Jewish survivors to Palestine. So I feel admiratio
Read more

I, me & my Garmin

Image
Paraphrasing the title of the film by Jim Carrey I could also have articulated this short text “I, me and Amazon” or “I, me and Black Friday”. But let's go in order. A few months ago, my Garmin 310XT started to show signs of insanity: it did not record some races, or it canceled data instead of downloading them. It had become really slow to connect to satellites and, it must be said, it is really boring to wait (under the sun or cold) that the GPS is operational. So a few months ago I started to follow the price trends of GPS-stopwatches with camelcamelcamel. After a long time I have seen that some models have started to have variations on the downside, but these variations were still little thing and now the Black Friday was approaching ... In the meantime something really bad happened. I ran the half marathon of Lake Vico. It was a bad day and it rained for all 21 km. It always rained, but there were also many puddles and wind. The race was very tiring, but getting to the
Read more